"Strategically Delusional" Hoodie
"Strategically Delusional" Hoodie
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a decision. A decision to believe before the evidence shows up. To move like it’s already working. To choose the quiet confidence of someone who knows that tiny, aligned shifts create massive outcomes.
Crafted in a dense, heavyweight cotton blend, this hoodie feels like a nervous-system exhale. The oversized fit wraps you in grounded comfort, while the bold back statement and subtle front mark say exactly enough—never loud, always intentional. It’s the kind of piece you throw on during slow mornings with your journal, late-night vision downloads, or those in-between moments when you’re becoming someone new.
The double-layer hood sits close to the neck, creating a cocoon effect (aka: instant safety energy), and reinforced seams make this a long-term staple—not a trend. Wear it while you build, rest, dream, recalibrate, and quietly outgrow your old self.
Because being strategically delusional isn’t denial. It’s faith with a plan. It’s living 1% ahead of your current reality on purpose.
Product features
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Double-layer hood (no drawstrings) for a clean, elevated, grounded feel
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1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband for stretch, structure, and longevity
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Durable double-needle stitching designed for everyday wear
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Heavyweight 80% cotton / 20% polyester (10 oz / yd²)
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Oversized fit with a tear-away label for all-day comfort
Care instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
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Do not dry clean
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